Waiter, There\u2019s a Louse in My Soup!<\/p>\n
Smokey eyes, red lips, a long black evening gown, beach waves and stilettos\u2014the perfect look for the perfect dinner with your fianc\u00e9 and his family.
\nYou\u2019ve been planning this dinner for at least 2 months. You want everything to be perfect\u2014your makeup, your hair and your dress. This is the first time you\u2019ll be meeting his parents. You\u2019ve been excited since he popped the question 2 months ago and you can\u2019t wait to spend time with his family.
\nYou\u2019re a little nervous, growing up as a country girl but you remind yourself that you\u2019ve got this. You just need to make a good first impression and make sure you don\u2019t embarrass yourself.
\nHe comes to pick you up in his big, black sports car, looking as handsome as ever. You sigh looking at his beautiful, golden wavy hair, blue ocean eyes and killer smile. He\u2019s wearing a tuxedo that looks like it was made only for him, with a bouquet of colorful roses\u2014just for you.
\nHe hands you the bouquet, smiles at you and opens the door of his car. \u201cWhat a gentleman,\u201d you think. You can\u2019t wait to marry him.
\nYou prepare yourself as you arrive at the restaurant, trying to act your best and not embarrass yourself. You\u2019re not used to high heels so you try not to stumble. You arrive at the table where his parents are seated and exchange greetings. His mother is as his friends described\u2014stern but polite, dressed to impress with designer clothes\u2014the complete package. His father is neatly dressed in a suit, and courteous.
\nYou sit down, chat for a little as you order from the menu. You start by ordering cream of mushroom soup\u2014your favorite.
\nEverything is going well and you\u2019re pleased with how things are going. The waiter brings the soup and starters. Everybody is getting ready to eat when you feel a tingling sensation on your forehead. You lightly scratch yourself, thinking nothing of it.
\nThat is\u2026until you see his parents stare at you with eyes wide open. You stop dead in your tracks and look at your fianc\u00e9. He\u2019s staring at you as if he\u2019s been shot.
\nYou ask them what is wrong but get no response. You avert your eyes, trying to avoid their penetrating gaze. You have no idea why they\u2019re staring at you until, that is, you look down at your soup.
\nRight there. In the middle of the bowl. There\u2019s a creepy, black critter struggling to get free. You take a double look, not believing your eyes. There\u2019s a louse in your soup.
\nYou lightly touch your forehead, get up frantically and try to run out of the restaurant, only to stumble and fall because of your heels. You fall on top of a senior couple\u2019s table, crashing everything and ruining their meal.
\nYikes!
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